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Nov 23
fuckyeahstrangefinds:

The unhappier you are, the more ice cream you get!
When people get unhappy, one of the first things they do is grab for that ice cream carton. While this might not be the most healthy of ways to cure your unhappiness, you could sure do worse. Dr. Whippy is a machine that can perceive the unhappiness level of users. The more unhappy you are, the more ice cream it gives to you.
Dr. Whippy performs voice stress analysis to determine the unhappiness of the user. It then determines the amount of ice cream needed to cure that degree of unhappiness. Did someone close to you just pass away? You might be missing out on a few pounds of icy yumminess.
(submitted by onesidedsarcasm)

fuckyeahstrangefinds:

The unhappier you are, the more ice cream you get!

When people get unhappy, one of the first things they do is grab for that ice cream carton. While this might not be the most healthy of ways to cure your unhappiness, you could sure do worse. Dr. Whippy is a machine that can perceive the unhappiness level of users. The more unhappy you are, the more ice cream it gives to you.

Dr. Whippy performs voice stress analysis to determine the unhappiness of the user. It then determines the amount of ice cream needed to cure that degree of unhappiness. Did someone close to you just pass away? You might be missing out on a few pounds of icy yumminess.

(submitted by onesidedsarcasm)

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    lol @ everyone believing this
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    NEEDS THIS SO BADLY
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    Wow, I just might use up the machine now with all that angst in me.
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    HAHAHHAAS, COOLS! 12daysofspring:
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    I’m unhappy, can I have? :P :))
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    use something like this. But I’m pretty...I’ll become obese after, what,
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